How to: Procrastinate like a pro

Hi everyone,
Ok, so it is nearing mocks for some of us and then the real exams so I thought rather than doing a blog about revision (which I completely fail at) I thought I would a blog at how to procrasinate (if you don't want to procrastinate, then do the opposite of all I am about to say).
WARNING: This video is in no way helpful if you want to stop procrastinating or succeed at anything in life.
Enjoy!

1. Hit the snooze button until nearly 1pm, then it's time for lunch!
2. Eat everything in the house, then go out and buy some more.
3. Check your email.
4. Go to the toilet.
5. Have an extra long shower or bath to "relax yourself from the stress of revision".
6. Create a revision timetable; some think this helps revise but I just think it is an excuse to use lots of different coloured pens and create a pretty table that you most likely will not keep to.
7. Organise your desktop, maybe sort your coloured pens into colour order.
8. Get all your cushions and beanbags and make a huge bed to just lie on, on the floor. Or maybe you could make a den out of old bed sheets in the living room and say it is to give you som eprvacy and then spend the whole time on tumblr on your phone.
9. Seek out your favourite DVDs or TV show boxsets and just press play all. 
10. Make a playlist of all your favourite youtube videos and just have that on in the "background" the whole time.
11. Go on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter and things like that and just do a couple of pages... or twenty.
12. Get out your wii, DS, playstation or xbox, call your friends and play!
13. Call your friends; tell your parents it is for help on a section you don't understand then you can both procrastinate together! Alternatively invite them over for a "study session" and just end up chatting the whole time.
14. Colour co-ordinate your wardrobe by season and type.
15. Keep hydrated; drink lots of water.
16. See it is 6pm and decide it is too late to start revising so tell your parents that you will not revise tonight because you're not in the "mood" and there will not revise effectively because you are not "in the zone of revising".
17. Go outside, enjoy the sunshine and do some exercise... hahahahahahahah

 Hope you found this in know way helpful if you wish to do something productive.

Have fun procrastinating!

♥